Along with the holidays always comes the availability of free food or food you have to pay for that is way too readily available.

I swear, in the past week I have probablygained five pounds.

Free food I have eaten this week:

  • Cookies
  • Meatballs
  • Kit Kats
  • Reese’s
  • Pad Thai Shrimp
  • Stuffed peppers
  • Beer
  • Champagne
  • Chips and dip and guacamole

Things I will probably eat this weekend:

  • More Pad Thai Shrimp
  • Steak
  • More beer
  • Cupcakes

How can I get this madness to end?